What if dr. seuss wrote the book of mormon? —musical duck

http://www.fairlds.org/Humor/What_if_Dr_...

LOL, you have to have read the first 20 chapters of the Book of Mormon to understand this

I have it on good authority that Dr. Seuss did not actually write Green Eggs and Ham. It is clearly of Near Eastern origin, as evidenced by the many Hebraicisms found in the text, including chiasmus. ;)

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Truly humorous "academic" paper on the authorship of Green Eggs and Ham:

http://www.postmormon.org/exp_e/index.ph...