then they invited me to the LDS place in my town and said if I believe Joseph Smith and what he wrote down and stuff then I might be able to become a Goddess and rule over my own planet, I was like wow really ? because I asked them about it, and they told me. My neighbor said to ask them about itYep, is that awesome or what? I'll tell you what, if you make me your leader then after you're dead and buried I'll make sure you become a magical princess with fairy wings and a wand for turning rocks and pebbles into chocolate. All I ask is 5% of your income for life, half price!
7 years ago
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Sign me up! Where do I send the money?
Uh, there may have been some confusion there. I'm not offering you a fairy princess, I'm offering to let you become one. Just so we're clear. ;)
lol. Great post.
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